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Rupaul's drag race grand finale blog along

If you do not watch Rupaul's drag race - don't continue. Or do . Just chill with it bro.
The following is my rushed ramblings from the so called 'grande finale,' as it happened.



Rip Latrice.

The awkward moment when chad and Sharon try to build some kind of bridge with phi phi.


Ooh girl , you got she mail.

All of my rupaul insane laughter fantasies just came true. My life is complete. If I ever have children That will be their lullaby.

Shoot.
Sharon doesn't need to dance for money. She is the greatest anyway. I felt so bad for her .

work room
Writing on the mirror? Do we get some celebritayyys ?
Yay raja! Boo Tyra! Where is bebe?
I would like to hear Ru say 'CAMEROOOOONNNNNN'
Raja and chad are friends - that's cool.


Oh my . It's the 'annual Rupaul tries to make drag queens cry and talk about their past luncheon.'

Rupaul just told chad that she has come up with the solution to all of chad's problems.
Amazing. Thats nerve. One of the key ingredients as we all know by now,
The back room with tyra and raja is good.
Sharon for the win.
I never liked Tyra but she is working that red wig.
Phi phi kissing ass at lunch.
Rupaul brings up abusive father.
Again- loves the therapy.
Rupaul is so lovely -like a magic statue.
Chad owning phi phi In the back room .
Snap.
Hilarious Sharon at luncheon .
Rupaul brings up Alaska troubles.
Rupaul is pretty regal hey.
Sharon cries - oh no. Cheer up.

Phi phi and tyra identify with each other .Obviously because they both suck.
I love how raja hasn't stood up yet. Swag.

Aw chad . Chad should be miss congeniality.
'I'm not sorry but I like you'. Best.
Yet again Sharon for the win.

Shoot.

That dog? Yay bearded Australian director.
Try not to hit Rupaul phi phi.
'Slap her ' - says my countrymen.
Why does phi phi wear those bagger Vance golf hats?
Phi phi can't act.

Work room
This is really exciting.


Final runway.
Rupaul amaze. I am copying that hair.

Santino's strange sexual energy on panel once again - but I guess 'sall good.

Chad.
Gold and black. Crotchal insanity. I love it when chad is blonde and golden. I feel like it is something I've seen before, but it is something I really like so I don't mind.

Sharon.
Tenticle realllnessss

I am copying that hair too.
What can I say?
For the win.
Phi Phi
Would be fashion forward in 2006. Come on bitch. Do better.

Scene
More rupaul laugh.
Chad took a hit well
Sharon wins in this scene.
Is phi phi on aderol?
Ooh my ... More laughing!!!!!!!!

Video
I'm so biased but clearly Sharon is more suited to this video and does better.
Phi phi is so jank.
Chad is refined.
Back to the runway.
Succubus ready to wear - fall/winter 2013 .
I hope the dancing doesnt keep her down.
Panel talk.
Did Michelle visage shave Santino's hair off...then glue it to her giant wig?

Are all three going to lip synch?
What's happening?

Lip sync fo' yo' lyffff
Yep all three.
Come on sharon -DON'T FUCK IT UP
Aw yeah Sharon took the whole runway .
Phi phi - turn it down.
Chad is so classy.

Suspense
Go Sharon.

What? Sorry what ?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For once I agree with phi phi - this is a joke.
Why did I even do a live blog?
Well I better post this because otherwise I will feel like a class A Wang.
see y'all at the reunion.
- raz
Xoxo

Fridge Haiku.

Yes. I actually do these.

FH-1

As death is yonder
my winter villain goblet
see drunkard always.

It is a worry when you can only make a depressing haiku in order for the magnets to make sense.

Cornucopia part 1.

 Part 1: The Undesirables. 


Pear
Every pear is a coward. A pear is an insipid deserter.
When a woman is called 'pear shaped' she is assuming the form of a blotchy green nothing. I  would much prefer we call her  'tear or rain drop shaped' as at least these waters have emotional fortitude.

The pear shines when having been baked in booze or sauteed in the company of braver fruits.  In this way the pear -who has little to no flavor - hides it's cowardice in plain view.  The Pear relishes in taking credit for the success of others.

 Paw Paw/Papaya
 In stark contrast the paw paw or the papaya is abusive and arrogant.  The fruit in question  looks and tastes like solidified vomit.
This is due to poor lifestyle choices.
I imagine the Papaya would saunter through the streets drunk on whisky of an evening. Papaya pisses, shouts and drinks all night... only to throw up a mix of kebab and  slippery  black seeds at
4 am.
Papaya has no regard for hygiene or polite society. 

Honeydew Melon

Honeydew is that girl who is intelligent but pretends not to be so that she is more approachable. Honeydew is the person that changes their opinion on politics to suit the leanings of the current company.
Honeydew is not a hero or a heroine.
Honeydew is not even a Villain.
Honeydew likes wearing crocs and loves John Mayer.
Honeydew is a swinging voter.
Honeydew is a 'nice' guy.
Honeydew likes going shopping for slacks.
Honeydew thinks 'Two and a half men' is funny.
Honeydew is just ----blergh.

to be continued...

Tavi Is all grown up - and she is the best as usual.