Sunday, February 26, 2012

10 things that fuel my paranoia


Here are some scribbles on...


 

1 . Open doors at night in gusty houses.

2. The oceans (11) films .... Apart from being terrible they also gave my paranoia the idea that contortionists could hide in my laundry basket - spring loaded for the attack ....

3. Tuberculosis - I have extremely irrational Tuberculophobia . This might be why horror works for me.

Fun Fact: It is believed  that tuberculosis and rabies are the diseases that the Vampire and Zombie myths take inspiration from.

4. Me:


5. The over fishing of the ocean.
My thought process around this:

'The top predators in the ocean go - tuna, shark etc etc- the ocean as an ecosystem collapses, the
 

ocean provides 80% of the worlds oxygen,  A large portion of the world eats seafood as their main 

source of protein, World health crisis, air becomes toxic, Zombie Apocalypse'

6. Animals in the rainforest that sound like women screaming. It's real folks - and scary as fuck.


7. The fact that Sandra bullock can win an Oscar for acting but Quentin Tarantino can't for directing ( general award show snubbery - see drive, melancholia, every good movie ever)....

8. Politicians who aren't eloquent- if they can't get through sentences without saying 'um' how can they keep watch for impending doom?

9. Shows that have laugh tracks - this makes me fear being brainwashed. I do not need to be told when to laugh television .

10. The ever looming zombie apocalypse .
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